When I was young they gave me a mongrel piano
Spent all my time inventing the cup of tea
Writing your name in the sea
Banging my favourite head

Missing the last bed, waving a cheery herring
Balancing brass bands on the tip of my toe
Phoning your home from my tree
Drinking my favourite loch

When I was old they gave me a model factory
I met three salads out on the motorway
Leaving your name at the door
Breaking my favourite egg

Missing the walrus, sharing my last banana
Balancing zeppelins on the end of my nose
Calling your name in the zoo
Blowing my favourite mind.